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Halloween Howls!

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Some of the following Halloween jokes are not very "GHOUL." Some are really, really "BAT" jokes, but there are a few that are a "SCREAM." We thought they were better than a "bite on the neck!"

A very special "THANK YOU" to the BOOgey man at www.Halloween.com! And now. . . prepare to smile. Hope you don't blow a casket! (Hee! Hee!)



Pumpkin Bullet What do goblins and ghosts eat for breakfast?
  • Ghost Toasties, Scream of Wheat, Pentagram Crackers with Poisenbury Jam and Brain Muffins
Pumpkin Bullet What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
  • Ghoul-aid, Apple Spider and Bloody Marys.
Pumpkin Bullet What is the favorite food of mathematicians?
  • Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Bullet How can you make a Jack-o-lantern stop smoking?
  • Make him wear a pumpkin patch
Pumpkin Bullet What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
  • Squash.
Pumpkin Bullet What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
  • wRAP.
Pumpkin Bullet Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
  • Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
Pumpkin Bullet What's a monster's favorite bean?
  • A human bean.
Pumpkin Bullet What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
  • A sand-WITCH.
Pumpkin Bullet Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
  • Anywhere where he can BOO-gie.
Pumpkin Bullet What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
  • Very ghoul.
Pumpkin Bullet Why did the ghost go into the bar?
  • For the BOOS.
Pumpkin Bullet Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
  • He didn't have a haunting license.
Pumpkin Bullet Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
  • He had no body to dance with.
Pumpkin Bullet Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
  • At the casketeria.
Pumpkin Bullet What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
  • He is mist.
Pumpkin Bullet Where did the goblin throw the football?
  • Over the ghoul line.
Pumpkin Bullet Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
  • Because he is always a goblin.
Pumpkin Bullet What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
  • A toasty ghosty.
Pumpkin Bullet What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
  • Whipped scream.
Pumpkin Bullet What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
  • Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Pumpkin Bullet What is a vampires favorite holiday?
  • Fangsgiving!
Pumpkin Bullet What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
  • Mas-SCARE-a.
Pumpkin Bullet Who was the most famous ghost detective?
  • Sherlock Moans.
Pumpkin Bullet Who was the most famous witch detective?
  • Warlock Holmes.
Pumpkin Bullet Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
  • Sherlock Bones.
Pumpkin Bullet Who was the most famous French skeleton?
  • Napoleon Bone-apart
Pumpkin Bullet Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
  • The Vampire State Building.
Pumpkin Bullet Where do most werewolves live?
  • In HOWLlywood, California.
Pumpkin Bullet Where do most goblins live?
  • in North and South Scarolina.
Pumpkin Bullet Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
  • At a ghastly station.
Pumpkin Bullet What do you call a little monsters parents?
  • Mummy and Deadly.
Pumpkin Bullet What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
  • Sour-puss.

Pumpkin Bullet "Spook"tacular Fact:  The state of Illinois is the top producing pumpkin state!

Pumpkin Bullet 123Greetings.com - Send a friend a "Spooky" greeting card! It's FREE!

Pumpkin Bullet Cartoon Fun #1 with Todd Gallina.com - Rated PG13  -  (This page requires the flash plug-in.)

Pumpkin Bullet Cartoon Fun #2 with Todd Gallina.com - Rated PG13  -  (This page requires the flash plug-in.)

Pumpkin Bullet Halloween Trick or Treat Sun Signs

Pumpkin Bullet Visit our Spooky Book Store - Halloween books galore!

Pumpkin Bullet The 12 Days of Halloween - Gather round boils and ghouls, it's time for a sing-a-long!

Pumpkin Bullet www.Find-a-Grave.com - See the graves of thousands of famous people from around the world. If you dare!

Pumpkin Bullet www.Holidays.Kaboose.com - You'll find fun coloring pages, online games and more. If you haven't carved the pumpkin yet, check out the tips.

Pumpkin Bullet www.Hersheys.com/trickortreats - Take a tour of a fun virtual haunted house on Hershey's site. This one won't give the kids nightmares. Rather, it will teach them about the history behind Halloween.

Pumpkin Bullet Howl-O-Ween Video - (Okay for children)

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