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MORE. . . Halloween Howls! #2
("Er, ah, humor, that is!")
 How do you scare a mummy
With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with the Internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker baby.
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet.
What instrument do skeletons play?
What is a vampires favorite place on the web?
Why didn't the skeleten cross the road?
Why do vampires scare people?
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders."
How does a girl vampire flirt?
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all come out at night.
Who does Dracula get letters from?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
What can't you give the headless horseman?
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
What is a ghosts favorite sale?
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
BOO-berry pie with "I Scream!"
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When does a ghost have breakfast?
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
What do they teach in witching school?
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch's garage?
What do you call two witches living together?
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE".
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
What is a goblin's favorite meal?
Fun With food for Halloween! - Serve "Mummy" Dogs!
Humble Pumpkin Carvings - Let's talk pumpkins. Remember that crooked-grinned jack-o-lantern you carved last year? It was cute in its own humble way, really. And I'm sure its eerie yellow glow scared a few little trick-or-treaters.
You'll have to step up your game if you want to astound and terrify! You're going to have to visit http://www.PumpkinGutter.com
Start by browsing his gallery. There are plenty of creepy pumpkin carvings. You'll see just how primitive your pumpkin carving has been. Check the tutorial, too. It will give you some great pointers for your pumpkin carvings.
www.FreeHalloween.com - Gobs of Halloween games!
www.AllHallowsEve.com - Create your own Jack O'Lantern
All Things Halloween! -
13 Inspirational Pinterest Boards for All Things Halloween.
Make Your Own Halloween Makeup - These recipes are simple
and made from ingredients found in most pantries -- food coloring, corn syrup and coremeal. Anyone for fake scabs,
hairy warts or dripping blood will love this site.
The History of Halloween - This site tracks Halloween's 2000 year evolution
from ancient Celtic festival honoring the dead to modern American tradition honoring candy. You will also find
ghoulish music, true ghost stories, trick-or-treat safety and more.
Halloween Net - Everything you need for a macabre Halloween bash is
listed here; ghost stories posted by readers, ideas for creating your own haunted house, safety tips and more.
Virtual Haunted House - Recommended for Children! - Plenty of fun and spookiness for
younger children. This site is a part of MidLink Magazine, "the digital magazine for kids," created by kids aged 8 to 18.
HalloweenKids.com -
Recommended for Children! - Ghostcards, coloring, games, pumpkin
decorating, costume ideas, safety tips and party tips for kids.
Trick-or-Treat SAFETY Guidelines - Recommended for Children! - Parents, point your children to this list
of Halloween safety guidelines for a safer Halloween. PLUS. . . Safety tips for your spooky little pets!
Scary.com - Recommended for Children! - Click on the "Scary-Tale Patch" for kid-friendly
tales. (This page requires the
flash plug-in.)
The Castle of Spirits - This is the page where spirits haunt, ghosts
wander freely and many many spooky stories are to be told. Over 900 true ghost stories available to read.
123Greetings.com - Send a friend a "Spooky" greeting card! It's FREE!
Halloween Frivolous Factoid - About 99% of pumpkins marketed domestically are used as jack-o-lanterns at Halloween.
Peter Underwood Offical Website - Peter Underwood
is regarded as: "the undisputed king of ghosthunters" - "the world's leading paranormal investigator" - "the most
celebrated British ghosthunter" - "the famed maestro of the occult" etc.
The Moonlit Road - Ghost stories and strange folktales
of the American South, told by the region's most celebrated storytellers.
Halloween-Online.com - Adults who visit this atmospheric site can
find out how to get in on the fright-night fun! Dos and don'ts of pumpkin carving, directions for turning
your lawn into a graveyard, and lots more.
HauntWorld.com - More than 300 haunted amusement houses and hotels in North
America and Europe that cater to fright-seeking families.
Crappy Halloween Treats -
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Halloween Hangman - Happy haunting!
Requires Flash.
- Special Note for Parents - The American Academy of Pediatric
Dentistry says parents can relax. Halloween comes only once a year, and children can enjoy their holiday treats without harm
to their teeth if the snacking is done sensibly. Candy is no more likely to cause cavities than most other foods.
The Important thing, say pediatric dentists, is how frequently a child eats. Every time food is eaten, acid is produced by
bacteria living in the mouth. The acid typically remains in the mouth for 20 minutes after eating either a snack or a
full meal. Children who snack frequently suffer multiple acid attacts, and that can lead to tooth decay.
Don't make your children feel guilty about enjoying their halloween candy. Instead, use the occasion as an opportunity to
model portion control. Sort the kids' take into single-portion, snack-size plastic bags. Make candy a guilt-free finish to a
healthy meal, and set a good example by handing out treats such as granola bars, raisins and bit-size candy bars to the neighborhood kids.
Smart parents insist that their children brush their teeth after every meal and especially after eating candy!
Click here for the "Books for Treats" Project
Click here for our "Spooky Book Store!"
To contact Larry James. . .
Larry James
CelebrateLove.com
P.O. Box 12695
Scottsdale, AZ 85267-2695
480 998-9411
Fax 480 998-2173
Send e-mail to Larry James
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